This blog entry is what would happen if I wrote a picture book. Pictures are not necessarily my thing–I enjoy words more than photos. I very rarely include photos in my blog. So this is me going too far with pictures. …hopefully still enjoyable for you.
All of the following pictures were created by me. Please share them at your desire. This collection of photos is not one of those “share everything that is already floating about the web and that you have already seen on seventeen people’s Facebook pages”. Perhaps I can make you smile with photo captions. Let’s try.
That was the biggest tree in my yard. “Was” is the key word here–stupid Ash Tree Bug. It has since been replaced with a much smaller tree. I’d invite you over to sit in the shade of my new tree that we put in place of this one, but the shade created only provides shade for one person. I’ll pencil you in for the summer of 2034. See you then.
Apparently my mother failed to tell me not to play with my food. And who would actually raise that thing to their mouth? It’s looking at you while you’re about to eat its head. Creepy.
My dog has a question for you.
Perhaps my dog’s question was: What happens after you drink a bunch of European Soda?
How can you not like this fruit? I’ve never purchased it so I don’t know what it tastes like, but it makes me smile. And I always take the time to arrange them properly when I pass by them.
Apparently eggs make me smile too.
I thought this picture was so awesome that I included it in my book. Healthy Living and Candy in the same aisle. My kind of store…
Too much time on my hands. Someone pass the butter, please.
Did you know that you can get wings at Hooters? I usually just ask for a glass of water and sit behind my sunglasses.
The same store that sells that “Healthy Candy” also attempts to hide the good mexican food. Make sure you walk all the way down this aisle. Don’t settle for the fake mexican food.
And when exactly does Pringles Season end. I need to stock up for the off-season.
When artistically designing a sign for your small business, don’t make the “T” look like a “P”. Would you stop in and browse around at Pubes and Hoses? I kept driving.
Thank you Hamilton Beach for bringing to the public the world’s first set of “Slow Cookers for Hookers”.
Perhaps with the invention of the Slow Cookers for Hookers there will be extra time to slow things down a bit.
This is an accurate representation of how my wife’s brain works. Although there probably should have been an extra bump in the level drawn in just after she lays down to fall asleep.
Naturally occurring electricity without all that pesky lightning.