I am completely flattered and amused when other bloggers “nominate” my blog for an “award” each and every time it happens. I’m truly pleased that these people are enjoying my blog. Does everyone understand that? I really do appreciate you reading and enjoying my writings. Really!
However, when I looked into the “award” I quickly came to realize that it is just a fun thing to do for other bloggers. In doing so, both the nominated blog and the nominating blogger’s blog will get a little bit more publicity if the rules of the award are adhered to. I get it. We all want more people to visit our blogs. I find myself looking at the traffic number of my blog often. Too often, in fact.
The following is an example of the typical rules of the blog awards (The Versatile Blogger, One Lovely Blog Award, The Sunshine Award, etc).
1. Add the award to your blog.
2. Thank the blogger who gave it to you and include a link to their blog.
3. Mention 7 random things about yourself.
4. List the rules.
5. Nominate 15 other bloggers and let them know about the award.
Let’s discuss, shall we?
1. The award itself is a picture—a happy little picture with the award name displayed in an easily readable fashion. Cute. I’ve seen them on many other blogs that I enjoy.
2. The requirement to thank the nominating person should not need to be stated as a rule. I always punch in a thank-you response to the comment from the nominating person’s message. I do so, because I am touched by their action. If you need to be told to say thank-you, it probably isn’t coming from your heart. “Now son, tell your Great Grandmother thank you for the nickel.” “Oh yeah, thanks.”
3. I should then mention seven random things about myself. My blog is about myself. My stories are usually about things and situations that I have encountered. If you have read some of my entries, you already know “things” about me.
4. List the rules. Ok. See above. Done.
5. Nominate 15 other bloggers. Really? Wow, that’s a lot. Suddenly, I feel that this award that I have been nominated for just might be a little watered down. Again, I’m still flattered, but how many other awards have this kind of requirement attached to them. “And the Oscar goes to {fill in your name} as long as he gives away 15 Oscars to other people.”
I understand that this is just supposed to be fun. I even have that “I’m a party pooper” feeling as I’m typing this. It’s just that I don’t think we actually are creating an award, but rather Blog Spam. Maybe I can coin a new term: Blam. Hey, maybe I can start a new award called “The Blam Award”.
1. Add the Blam Award picture to your blog. Make sure you use the full 25 megabyte gif picture.
2. You should have already thanked the nominating person. If you didn’t, you suck.
3. Talk about stuff on your blog like you already have been doing.
4. List the rules. Make up as many extra rules as you feel.
5. Nominate 1035 other blogs and Blam their “about” page with this info.
Ok, I’m done being an ungrateful punk.
Thanks for nominating me again!
Buy my book or I’ll Blam your blog!