People have been enjoying reading my words and that action brings me my own joy. I truly enjoy writing this blog and picturing people smiling. But recently I’ve been thinking, “What purpose does this serve? Who am I helping? How can I contribute more significantly to society? How did Honey Boo Boo get so popular? Why hasn’t Julia Roberts called me yet? How many M&M’s can I put in my mouth at one time?”
Sorry, I’m getting off track.
So, I truly think I can help society. I am an intelligent individual with knowledge to share. “Perhaps”, I thought, “I can take a stab at doing a product review!” Sure, do that. People can benefit from my review of a particular product. In fact, I too can benefit from this endeavor. I’ll review a product that I have never used before.
Always Maxi Pads
You might find this product review a little odd since it is coming from a middle-aged man. But here goes.
I have absolutely no idea how this product performs. There is no way I can personally gain any real insight on how effectively this product handles the situation that it was designed for. I’ve opened a few boxes, studied the individual wrappings, extended their wings, threw them around the room, and yet still, I have nothing to offer to help you decide on whether this is brand is right for you.
I can however tell you this. Their wings do not help their flight what-so-ever. Five to ten feet at best. You’d be better off just playing with paper airplanes if long distance flight is your goal. Although, if you ignore the wings and toss with a Frisbee style motion, you can achieve much longer distances.
There is another aspect of this product that rubs me wrong. The name—“Always”. After conducting several interviews with people who have used this product routinely in the past, a general consensus became obvious. The name is all wrong. When using this product, apparently the last thing that operator wants to consider is that the situation is going to last for “always” or for “forever”. Why not just call the product “Constant Cramps” or “Forever Pain”? The users of this product all agreed that a better name for this product would be “Never”.
So in summary, my research concludes that this product provides very little fun. Furthermore, the poor choice of the branding name “Always” will be this products downfall and will not stand the test of time. Period.